FAD
I was thinking to myself, with a totally coherent 7am mind, that what if eventually ADD gets so prolific that it becomes common. You know, its not the "odd" thing anymore. And what if actually people were considered "odd" if they weren't ADD? WHAT WOULD THEY BE? Then it struck me... FAD... Focused Attention Disorder. All those wierd people who can actually apply themselves to the task at hand naturally... wierdos.
Sometimes my mind boggles me